Skip to main content
{document.getElementById('search-input').dispatchEvent(new Event('input',{bubbles:true}));document.getElementById('search-input').focus()})}else{location.href='/random.php'}">
Home
Add a Definition
UrbanDictionary.store
Blog
Advertise
User Settings
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Definitions by jzbomb
alam
Share definition
Flag
To destroy the cosmetic appearance of an
inanimate object
without
compromising
its
operational
integrity.
I just
alam'd
the toilet
!
alam
by
jzbomb
October 22, 2011
0
0
Get merch
Shuffle