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Muppet Face

A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.

Clariise used to really a hottie. Now she has turned into just another muppet face bitch.

by jumpin george September 13, 2013