juan jorge castro's definitions

Louisiana Hangnail

An aborted fetus shoved up the anus of your partner.

I was ok with my girlfriend being kind of kinky, but when she asked for a Louisiana Hangnail, I got the hell out of there!

by juan jorge castro April 7, 2011

Kenyan Milkshake

A mixture of feces, urine, and semen, mixed together by an erect penis, and served chilled.

I treated my girlfriend to a real treat the other night when I made her my famous Kenyan Milkshake!

by juan jorge castro April 7, 2011

Syracuse Corndog

A long, thick, piece if poop that has been deep fried and stuck on a stick used as a dildo.

I had no money for my girlfriend's birthday, so I made her a Syracuse Corndog.

by juan jorge castro April 7, 2011