prison eyes

the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive sexual scenario.

See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes

she doesn't look half bad through prison eyes. (camp eyes/contruction site eyes)

by joshua edison December 30, 2010

scrumdodger

a person who, through innate character or developed predilection attempts to avoid all forms of tension and conflict, personified by either pacifism, or having a sweeping lack of conviction.

he refuses to get drawn in, doesn't he?

yeah, that guy's a real scrumdodger....

by joshua edison November 04, 2010