Definitions by joseph Hazelwood

Exxon Valdez 

Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.

"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??

Exxon Valdez by joseph Hazelwood December 15, 2008