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Jakob
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A horrible person who
nobody
likes
who is way too
clingy
guy
1
: Should i call Jakob
Guy 2: no just call
Martin
who is so much
better
instead
Jakob
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jonas ekbock
June 22, 2020
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Jakob
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A
ugly
dude
who tries way to hard to be
funny
but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often
Should i
call
Jakob?
No pleasedont just call
Martin
instead
Jakob
by
jonas ekbock
June 22, 2020
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