2 definitions by john coffee god save the queen
When one tries to fart while drunk and accidently shits the strides thus resulting in a gentle "jock sway" when he or she makes an exit to the shithouse
"look at Old grunter he has a massive jock sway as he is running to the murray river to evict his un wanted guest's"
by john coffee god save the queen August 29, 2008
the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)
"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee
by john coffee god save the queen August 29, 2008