1 definition by john Macenroe

LACKEN

A group of overweight ugly girls who attend Oakton high school and annoy everybody that goes there. Can be found by their fake blonde hair, ugly ass make-up, and fake tan in a can. They can be found on the weekends getting drunk by themselves because guys dont hang out with them. Also having sex with black men and trying to find new catch phrases to act like people give a shit about them. I hope all of you whores choke on jizz.

Yuska- "yo jerome how you doin?"
black man- "bitch suck my nuts"
Yuska- "aight playa hold on"
black man- "LACKEN girls are the shit nigga!"

by john Macenroe May 2, 2005