got it on lock

To be in 100% control of a particular situation, and to have previously orchestrated a favourable conclusion.

Dang Mack, "Why would you kick that fine girl to the curb?" Listen man, don't you worry about me, "I got it on lock"

by joey jaw breakers FLA March 07, 2010

dry sense of humor

To be very funny in a very slick way

Bro, you always catch me off guard, you got a very dry sense of humor.

by joey jaw breakers FLA January 31, 2010