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Irish Surprise

The foul act of taking a massive dump and leaving the scene without flushing the toilet.

Steve left us an Irish Surprise this morning after brunch. But what surprised me the most was that he didn’t even use toilet paper.

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When your elongated turds curl over to make a perfect circle that resembles a soft, tasty donut.

I didn't care for the cheap coffee you served at breakfast this morning, so I left a half-dozen Devil's Donuts in your toilet.

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