joe schmoe's definitions

beris

the last name of a teacher from hell. she likes to head the national honors society only so she won't get fired. if you don't suck up or kiss her ass, she'll hate you. If you have her, beware her wrath because she's only trying to be friends with you because she was a huge nerd in high school and wants to experience it all over again.. this time as a 40 year old duck.

Freshmen 1: Holy shit, i have beris.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.

by Joe Schmoe January 14, 2004

Moocah

term for marijuana along with limbo, loco, lucas, muggles, airplane, ganja, lamb's bread, snop, tijuana, african bush, bale, bar, bash, and all the common words kids use these days...

hey, peter pan, you wanna smoke some mookah with the lost boys?

Moocah is still illegal in the States.

Moocah should be legal.

by Joe Schmoe February 24, 2005

extra credit

Something that can be used against you in determining your grade.

I said these questions are extra credit, but what I mean is: do them or I will count off of your grade.

by joe schmoe April 28, 2004

Majeeda

A woman who is small, and nicknamed mumbo

just about any grandma that ever lived

by Joe Schmoe March 27, 2005