1 definition by jodie the pretty
someone who eats loads of food then deniys it and takes extreme offence . Also they seem to think they are realy slim and bitch about other peoples weight
*three friends sit at a table in the cantine sharing a bar of candy girl 1 & 2 are realy slim but girl 3 is a bit on the porker side and eats the last square of candy*
girl1:oi ,ya porker that was the last piece
girl3:what evs you cant talk flabby mc flabbers, i did you a favour eating that or you would have gotten fatter!
girl2:thats realy out of order..
girl:and you cant shut the fuck up to , as long as two are happy being fat than thats fine but i have to keep trim.
*and with that walks (wobbles) off*
girl1:oi ,ya porker that was the last piece
girl3:what evs you cant talk flabby mc flabbers, i did you a favour eating that or you would have gotten fatter!
girl2:thats realy out of order..
girl:and you cant shut the fuck up to , as long as two are happy being fat than thats fine but i have to keep trim.
*and with that walks (wobbles) off*
by jodie the pretty October 16, 2009