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Xans
The best narcotic for anxiety in the world. It's also excellent for a stomach bug, stomach aches, headaches(even migraines), insomnia, the common cold, broken bones as well as cuts and scrapes, depression, mania due to bipolar disorder, and athlete’s foot. It’s affects make it commonly abused. It relaxes a person, and the more taken, the less that’s remembered. Although it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to mankind, it is very addictive. The longer it is taken, the more needed to feel the affects and once your tolerance raises, it will never lower again even if you quit the drug. Xans arethe best medication in the world. Fact.
Woman, if you ever expect me to get on a rollercoaster, airplane, helicopter, high dive,rooftop, ladder, skyscraper, or Santa’s sleigh, I’ll need at least six Xans.