3 definitions by jjack

Max Out

When someone gets so mad that it has the potential to ruin their whole day. Noticeable when someone lets their anger leak out, usually described in forms of yelling or raising their voice in defense.

When I told josh I screwed his girlfriend he maxed out.

"Dude are you serious? I can't believe you, out of all people, got me to max out."

"What?!?! I got an F on my Spanish exam? My parents are going to max out!!"

by jjack June 24, 2014

Zombie Date

A date that has absolutely no meaning to at least one person partaking in it. This type of date is used in lieu of a usual romantic date. Its characterized by one person agreeing with everything the other person says, and trying their best to play the role of a good listener, a.k.a. the "Zombie" tactic. Their intent is to trick the other person into thinking they are are caring and attentive. The person does this in order to get laid and usually doesn't care about the other person's thoughts or feelings.

Oh my god, I can't believe Brian asked me out last night. He's so hot, I don't know what he could possibly see in me. I really hope it's not a zombie date.

by jjack June 14, 2014

zhoozh

also spelled zhuzh
stemming from the unknown (though gays have been reknowned for stealing black slang)
n. 1.an extra shine or patina one creates on anything, from their hair to the water in the toilet 2. an affectation of excitement 3. the seemingly pretentious unexplainable additional quality required by many homosexuals in order to make a person or thing acceptable.

Paul's Joe is always interesting to contact and surprisingly likeable despite his constant lack of zhoozh.

by jjack December 2, 2004