Definitions by jimmy the douchebag

sudbury retirement fund 

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

sudbury retirement fund by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

pull a briggsy 

when you try and slip into bed with someones mom.

"haha.. todd got so wasted last night he tried to pull a briggsy on boots' mom"

pull a briggsy by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

ghetto burrito 

Step 1 : Finely crush up a bag of Doritos.

Step 2 : Add hot sauce and vegetable oil and a few drops of water.

Step 3 : Roll up, and compress crushed contents in bag.

Step 4 : Remove and enjoy your ghetto burrito.

"Ma.. whats for lunch?"

"Go grab a bag of Doritos and make yourself a ghetto burrito"

ghetto burrito by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009