flazum

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"
Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick
I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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