The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section
The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.
My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019

A doppeldumbäss is someone who fails to recognize others in public and thinks all of their friends have doppelgängers, when in reality, they look nothing alike
Lily is such a doppeldumbäss. She thinks John and I look alike when we don’t even have the same hair color!
by jimhuttonismyidol September 24, 2022
