n. An internet toughguy is a person on the internet who acts badass, macho, and tough but in real life is most likely a huge pussy. Internet toughguys usually don't like to be called "fag" for no reason, and can't stand it when people don't play their video games by the rules. Internet toughguys are always hitting on internet girlfriends, and are easily provoked to screaming into their internet microphones whenever they're pissed off. The only way to defeat an internet toughguy is to expose his secret toughguy identity and agree with everything he says.
internet toughguy: "I'm gonna find out where you live and kill you you faggot!"
internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"
internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"
internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."
internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"
internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"
internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"
internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."
internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"
by JimChach January 24, 2006
Acronym. MMFWCL breaks down and stands for: Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love. A very common graffiti tag for juveniles lacking enough education to have creativity.
Police Officer: Young lady, what does "MMFWCL" stand for?
Juvenile: Um... "Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love"... sir...
Police Officer: Are you aware that by writing that on public property you have committed malicious mischief in the 3rd degree and could be elligible for an additional charge of retardation in the 1st degree?
Juvenile: No sir...
Police Officer: Retard, you have the right to remain silent...
Juvenile: Um... "Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love"... sir...
Police Officer: Are you aware that by writing that on public property you have committed malicious mischief in the 3rd degree and could be elligible for an additional charge of retardation in the 1st degree?
Juvenile: No sir...
Police Officer: Retard, you have the right to remain silent...
by JimChach April 24, 2008