jewjew Nate's definitions
a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.
You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*
by jewjew Nate December 5, 2019
Get the Shelbymug.