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jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.
Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
mugGet the jockmug.

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.
by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005
mugGet the utilizemug.

karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...
by jesus christ December 23, 2004
mugGet the karlmug.

Sandow

A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"
Wow, that Sandow fellow sure is a douche.
by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004
mugGet the Sandowmug.

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments
Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers
by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018
mugGet the alzchimersmug.

yoda

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
mugGet the yodamug.

the Jay - Ray

when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.
Man jason sullivan built a fucking house after that jay- ray he performed on himself!
by Jesus christ January 22, 2003
mugGet the the Jay - Raymug.

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