jesus christ's definitions

St. Joe's Prep

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.

LaSalle is so much cooler than the Prep.

by Jesus Christ December 1, 2004

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

by jesus christ May 13, 2005

Sandow

A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"

Wow, that Sandow fellow sure is a douche.

by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

BestDamnRapShow

Legendary man on boxden who cares nothing about what others think of him. In real life (outside of the internet) he would mostlikely first try to ignore you, then if bothered try to befriend you and nicely try to get away but would not hesitate to beat your ass to or nearly to death. Also found on the Efnet under a different alias.

BestDamnRapShow is hung like king kong

by jesus christ April 23, 2005

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.

*cough cough*... what?

by jesus christ January 10, 2005