jesus christ's definitions
A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.
Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
Get the jockmug. I utilized your mom all night long.
by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005
Get the utilizemug. by jesus christ December 23, 2004
Get the karlmug. A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"
by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004
Get the Sandowmug. by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018
Get the alzchimersmug. by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
Get the yodamug. when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.
by Jesus christ January 22, 2003
Get the the Jay - Raymug.