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Definitions by jessica woulett
Mattness
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A hobbit-like
asshole
, whos
anorexic
, dose
cocaine
and is in love with his cousin, and has a he/she bestfriend thats always around./ could also mean, stupid, gay, or ugly.
Dude
, that
movie
was
total
mattness
Mattness
by
jessica woulett
September 30, 2007
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