refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner
"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"
by jerry c June 03, 2007
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lower your bills

the act of lowering your bills to a low position. lowering your bills is quite pleasurable and involves drinking gallons of a mans semen.
"She loves to lower your bills whenever needed."
by jerry c June 03, 2007
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