jive ass turkey

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.
by jerome March 10, 2003
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knockin' nuts

When a man who has testicles, swings his scrotum sac from left to right in a fit of joy.
Chaz was knockin' nuts when Beyonka agreed to suck his twinkie-cream.
by Jerome June 17, 2006
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