1 definition by jensenwakayama

a super ugly repulsive guy who is a huge douche bag and only cares about his body. He spends his days playing video games and will skip a party for a runescape clan meeting. Everybody hates him but he thinks hes really hot. His overworked body looks DISGUSTING because hes so fucking skinny. He will never have a girlfriend because he thinks fucking random chicks is less awkward. All in all, BIGGEST LOSER IN THE WORLD.
Girl 1: eeeeewww oh my god im going to barf I just saw waka shirtless and eewwww his pecks are so damn bulgy that his nipples are folded over and poke out like a purple gumdrop. FAIL.
Girl 2: Yeah omg I know his body sucks ass and his personality...wait what personality?

Girl 3: DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHEEEEEEE HE SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF I HATE HIM.

Girl 2: OMG GIRL 1 YOU JUST BARFED ON ME!
Girl 1: SORRY!!! :( blame it on waka. He's that much of a fagot.
by jensenwakayama April 29, 2010
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