Definitions by jeff clement

super facial

the act of ejaculating copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman's face

Dude, I gave that bitch a super facial. The looked like a crispy creme!

super facial by jeff clement June 15, 2008

Crispy Creme

v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut

She wanted me to give her the ole crispy creme cuz it revitalizes and lifts the face.

Crispy Creme by jeff clement June 15, 2008

pussy atheist 

literal term for agnostics

You're agnostic? Ohhh! You mean you're a pussy atheist!

pussy atheist by jeff clement June 15, 2008

agnostic 

an atheist in lack of testicals

Agnostic? What's that?

An atheist without balls...

agnostic by jeff clement June 15, 2008