1 definition by jeff Martin

someone that is insignificant.

a person who chooses apathy.

a person who stands for nothing.

a couch potato.
That old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count.

My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count
by jeff Martin March 21, 2006
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