jason dye's definitions

purple welcome mat

when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.

im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.

by jason dye May 15, 2003

sloop

the sound of a prolapsed rectum going back into the anus

the prolapsed rectum slooped back into the ass

by jason dye May 15, 2003

toster leavins

all the crums and crud that fall off the toast and acumulate in the plate on the bottom of the toster.

damn im hungry sombody give me them toster leavins

by jason dye May 15, 2003