Definitions by jarrad_bellringerboy

Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having sex with YUNGBLUD in your fantasies

*DISCLAIMER *

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD

Me Moaning: YUNGBLUD go faster Ugh ugh, I'm gonna cum on your knob Dom

*my mom knocks on the door*

Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!

Dom: you like that!?!

Me yes!!!!

Dom: your such a good boy

My mom: dinners ready!!!!

Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!

My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!

Fucking YUNGBLUD by jarrad_bellringerboy August 16, 2022

Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having a sexual session with your fantasies or yourself.

Only if you have a crush on yungblud!!!!!

Mom: "what are you doing in there"
Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?

Fucking YUNGBLUD by jarrad_bellringerboy August 12, 2022

Paddling The Pink Canoe 

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

Paddling The Pink Canoe by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

Playboy 

A really hot guy, that can turn every straight guy (playboys are usually gay)

Conner: "walks by"

me to my friend: Conner is such a playboy!

my friend: I know right!

Playboy by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022