Madly in love Crush

When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.

Usually starts off as a crush.

*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*

My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)

Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!

Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.

by jarrad_bellringerboy October 06, 2022

Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.

(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 08, 2025

Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having a sexual session with your fantasies or yourself.

Only if you have a crush on yungblud!!!!!

Mom: "what are you doing in there"
Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?

by jarrad_bellringerboy August 12, 2022

Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having sex with YUNGBLUD in your fantasies

*DISCLAIMER *

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD

Me Moaning: YUNGBLUD go faster Ugh ugh, I'm gonna cum on your knob Dom

*my mom knocks on the door*

Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!

Dom: you like that!?!

Me yes!!!!

Dom: your such a good boy

My mom: dinners ready!!!!

Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!

My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!

by jarrad_bellringerboy August 16, 2022