Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having sex with YUNGBLUD in your fantasies

*DISCLAIMER *

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD
Me Moaning: YUNGBLUD go faster Ugh ugh, I'm gonna cum on your knob Dom

*my mom knocks on the door*

Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!

Dom: you like that!?!

Me yes!!!!

Dom: your such a good boy

My mom: dinners ready!!!!

Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!

My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!
by jarrad_bellringerboy August 16, 2022
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Madly in love Crush

When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.

Usually starts off as a crush.
*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*

My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)

Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!

Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.
by jarrad_bellringerboy October 06, 2022
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Paddling The Pink Canoe

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 19, 2022
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Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It
Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024
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