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A purple mountain is when you eat lots of berries specifically blueberries and strawberries then take a poo in your hand and ejaculate on he top of it and slap someone in the face with it.
This was created by Aidan Watkins and James Doyle
This was created by Aidan Watkins and James Doyle
by james and aidan June 16, 2012
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