10 definitions by jakerusso2006

Jake Russo

An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.

Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.

by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021

Mald

A term that Twitch users often use, it stands for "mad and bad".

Who made Nick Martino mald so hard, sadge, smh, baka, qweef, fetishes? Amirite?

by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021

Macrophile

Wants to be stepped on by Godzilla.

I am such a Macrophile, it really tickles me in all of the right places, my cock gets hard just at the thought of mommy-zilla.

by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021