If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.
by jake christy February 03, 2009
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goncy

the dirt on the bottom of your feet from walking barefoot on a dirty floor or outside
Jon has goncy from walking around barefoot on the dirty tile floor.
by Jake Christy December 08, 2008
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