3 definition by jacob the sex god

shrek the 2nd , producer of sharknado and was known to often spunk in fire hydrons , beware of the mad lad that is ciaran for your own safety .

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .

a scottish cunt who is obsessed with females from poland called nikola and lives a miserable life now they are seperated