2 definitions by jacob the sex god

shrek the 2nd , producer of sharknado and was known to often spunk in fire hydrons , beware of the mad lad that is ciaran for your own safety .
wow look at ciaran spunking in that fire hydron again! what a nutty geezer
by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019
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scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .
wow , what a callum
by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019
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