Definitions by jacob the sex god

callum 

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .

wow , what a callum

callum by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019

ciaran 

shrek the 2nd , producer of sharknado and was known to often spunk in fire hydrons , beware of the mad lad that is ciaran for your own safety .

wow look at ciaran spunking in that fire hydron again! what a nutty geezer

ciaran by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019