Definitions by jackson jimenez
Rita
Rita (noun)
A single, outgoing woman in her 60s to 80s who frequents local dive bars and strikes up friendly, flirtatious conversations with young men in their 20s. Usually armed with a white wine or a vodka tonic, a Rita possesses unmatched confidence, zero filter, and an endless supply of unsolicited compliments.
Man, I went to the local pub last night just to drink a beer in peace, but I ended up getting cornered by a total Rita who spent twenty minutes telling me I have gorgeous eyes and look just like her second ex-husband.
A single, outgoing woman in her 60s to 80s who frequents local dive bars and strikes up friendly, flirtatious conversations with young men in their 20s. Usually armed with a white wine or a vodka tonic, a Rita possesses unmatched confidence, zero filter, and an endless supply of unsolicited compliments.
Man, I went to the local pub last night just to drink a beer in peace, but I ended up getting cornered by a total Rita who spent twenty minutes telling me I have gorgeous eyes and look just like her second ex-husband.
Man, I went to the local pub last night just to drink a beer in peace, but I ended up getting cornered by a total Rita who spent twenty minutes telling me I have gorgeous eyes and look just like her second ex-husband.
Rita by jackson jimenez October 25, 2026
