jack spencer's definitions

funches

An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

by jack spencer December 13, 2003

crunchtastic

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

by jack spencer October 5, 2003

Pollistosh

Refers to the authority gaining moustache worn by a political figure of importance.

I am where I am today due to zee power, zee power of mine pollistosh.(Stalin 1944)

by Jack Spencer May 24, 2006

bajangin'

Highly awesome, tubular on a level man was not meant to understand

"Man, School of Rock was so bajangin', I spent the rest of the night reveling in its bajangitude!"

by jack spencer October 5, 2003

Vagenis

when a woman takes male hormones, her clitoris can grow to be up to 4 inches long. the genetalia is now referred to as a "vagenis"

Holy Vajesus, that Vagenis is Vagenius!

by jack spencer October 5, 2003