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elp

An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.

He must be part of the elp. Thats the third penis he's eatedn today.

by jack randolph April 23, 2005

elp

ear licking problem
A person who goes around licking preferably mens hairy ears.

dude, he has a major elp.

by jack randolph April 23, 2005