if i could i wood

thats is the phrase people say when they cant get a boner
or a new slogan for viagra
my grandpa told me grandma if i could i wood and she said i have have viagra right here sweety cakes
by jack/lucas March 03, 2007
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pop stand

the act of having a boner while standing up.
i think we should wait a little bit before i stand up or ill have a pop stand.
by jack/lucas February 15, 2007
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pooners

people that are always on the prowl for women
dude lucas,
What?
those guys are such pooners
why yes there are jack
by jack/lucas August 02, 2007
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