j.p dila's definitions

Pterodactyl

When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.

Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"

by j.p dila July 28, 2009

cock bidet

when you splooge all over her pink balloon knot

We're all out of toilet paper honey can you give me a cock bidet

by j.p dila July 29, 2009

golden blumpkin

When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.

my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"

by j.p dila July 29, 2009