j.p dila's definitions

Pterodactyl

When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.

Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"

by j.p dila July 28, 2009

golden blumpkin

When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.

my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"

by j.p dila July 29, 2009

cock bidet

when you splooge all over her pink balloon knot

We're all out of toilet paper honey can you give me a cock bidet

by j.p dila July 29, 2009