Definitions by j.p dila

golden blumpkin 

When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.

my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"

golden blumpkin by j.p dila July 29, 2009

cock bidet 

when you splooge all over her pink balloon knot

We're all out of toilet paper honey can you give me a cock bidet

cock bidet by j.p dila July 29, 2009

Pterodactyl 

When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.

Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"

Pterodactyl by j.p dila July 28, 2009