3 definitions by j.p dila

when you splooge all over her pink balloon knot
We're all out of toilet paper honey can you give me a cock bidet
by j.p dila July 29, 2009
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When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.
my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"
by j.p dila July 29, 2009
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When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.
Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"
by j.p dila July 29, 2009
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