j. edgar hoover's definitions

wharphschnouzil

A coffee drinkin'crazy-ass-mofo

i saw that warpshnouzil gettin all crazy at denny's last night.

by j. edgar hoover November 9, 2006

himp

One who finds customers for a "massage therapist". ie. A pimp sells pussy, a himp sells hand. Himps are frequently named/nicknamed "Butch".

I think I need a little somethin special tonight, nothin hardcore. See if you can find me that himp with the good lookin girlies.

by j. edgar hoover September 19, 2003