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Definitions by j crench

An uneducated, usually retarded, hillbilly from magnolia. Commonly very self absorbed and unconcerned with anyone except themselves. Not uncommon to be found drunk or high, unemployed and on government assistance.
Do your homework, or you will grow up to be a magnolian.
magnolian by j crench July 20, 2008

the haircut

a homosexual woman's haircut, ie.. mullet
Ole girl has the haircut.
the haircut by j crench September 27, 2007