Kansas Cock

(n.) The description of a young man, usually of college age, who hails from the state of Kansas (corn fed and works long days out in the fields). When he is an environment absent of clothes, he is gawked at by others for an abnormally huge penis.
"Holy hell, you have HUGE Kansas Cock"

"Mine can't compare to the Kansas Cock"
by its always sunny in philly March 30, 2009
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