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Freeze-a-tron

The yet to be invented appliance that is the opposite of a microwave.

Subject A. "Dude the best I could manage was a warm 30 pack of Schlitz"
Subject B. "Awww crap man, I wish we had a freeze-a-tron to chill these beauties right up"

by it's me...Bobby C. July 1, 2008