2 definitions by iqbal qureshi
michael 'hee hee' jackson's adopted son. zee hee, also known as 'zee heeng' or 'zee' is the dear offspring of yung deniu ng. he retains traits from his birth father such as the ability to pull any pengting, or a snap score of 1 million. straighter than a ruler, zee only likes women (even tho he'd never say no to a navtej bc he is one of the most peng tings he knows). regardless, zee is a g, and a great song was made about him which goes like this:
"slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with zee, then do ur job"
"slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with zee, then do ur job"
sheesh bro that guy looks like a zee heeng
bro i was swimming near the lakeside and i think i saw a zee.
bro i was swimming near the lakeside and i think i saw a zee.
by iqbal qureshi November 18, 2020
When a Balexey pulls up to the court to shoot around, and consistently bricks. Despite a consistent inability to make uncontested shots, a Balexey can become an NBA level player simply by uttering the phrase "hey michael whats up", which summons Nanjun, one of the greatest basketball players to ever live. Nanjun can also be summoned by drinking from a carton of Milk, as his alter ego Milk Man loves durian flavoured milk.
Balexey: *shoots basketball and misses*, Damn, I can't make a single shot today. Hey michael what's up?
*nanjun arrives*: 你好 balexey，我是 Nanjun.
*nanjun arrives*: 你好 balexey，我是 Nanjun.
by iqbal qureshi April 21, 2021