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Alaska

The coldest of all states in the US of A. Most known for Fishing, Hunting, being cold and the one of two places Amazon won't deliver too. It's the biggest state in America and probably has more guns than people. Surprisingly, people live here.

Tim: I'm gonna move to Alaska and see the wildlife!
Pablo: Good luck, you'll need it.

Alaska by insert Alaskan here February 16, 2024