im dat guy...'s definitions

texas turtle head

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

white worm tequila

When you jiz in a tequila bottle and the alcohol solidifies the jiz making some one think its a worm and trick them into eating it

I went to this guys party and put a white worm tequila in his bottle of jack

by im dat guy... June 5, 2015