ill ventriloquist's definitions

nut dust on a dogs balls

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.

Chris P. like the nut dust on a dogs balls.

by ill ventriloquist October 26, 2005

bahgheera

The guy that thinks about the stuff nobody thinks about. Also, once stuffed a mop handle down a pet boa constrictor in order to stand him in the corner while the tank was being cleaned.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know that guy bahgheera?

Guy 2: No.

by Ill Ventriloquist January 8, 2005