Definitions by ikem

Bush 

A medium to large plant, often grown in gardens. A good example is the current US president, whose intelligence and general ability to run a country is below average as far as bushes go. Also known as a shrub.

"It's pronounced B-uh-sh, you fools!"

Bush by IkeM September 27, 2003

Nerd 

An 'individual', i.e. a person who does not conform to society's beliefs that all people should follow trends and do what their peers do. Often highly intelligent but socially rejected because of their obesssion with a given subject, usually computers. Unfortunately, nerds seem to have problems breeding, to the detriment of mankind as a whole.

"Nerds are clearly superior to us in every way.. Let's worship them as our Gods"

Nerd by IkeM September 27, 2003

Windows 

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

Windows by IkeM September 27, 2003

Pennicular 

possessing the characteristics of a pen; pen-like.

"Wow, that pen you have sure is pennicular."

Pennicular by IkeM September 27, 2003