tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

raymond: bro what r u doing
glenford: i’m just standing here
raymond: tree cosplay💀

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

hardcore begged it

when someone tries to hard for a joke that doesn't even bang

they hardcore begged it

person 1: what did you eat for dinner last night
person 2: ur marj ☠☠☠
person 1: hardcore begged it...

by ihavewood May 14, 2022

backage

like package, but for gyal with big back

person 1: yo bro check that gyals byack

person 2: jheeze she got mad backage styll

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

nvrme

short for never me
which is short for that could never be me

for lazy ppl

person 1: jheeze bro, never me
person 2: bro said never me, nvrme

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

ood

wood without the w

it has the exact same meaning

person 1: how long is your ood
person 2: 4km

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

evrU

when someone says nvrme, respond with evrU

person 1: can't believe glenford skipped leg, nvrme
person 2: you skipped leg day last week, evrU

by ihavewood May 17, 2022

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

person 1: bro what r u doing💀
person 2: i’m just standing here
person 1: tree cosplay

by ihavewood May 13, 2022