retrosexual

1. The "hip" version; The opposite of metrosexual. Basically, any typical male who dosen't have a hissy fit over their own image like a shallow twat.

2. The real version; Anyone who has got a liking and embraces classic pop culture. This can be a various formats of like from sixties television to eighties music, there is no need to limit yourself to one decade just as long you don't really feel excited with today's current trends. (Which basically is starting to whore out the eighties at the moment anyway.) Also refferred to as having a "retrocrush".
Tyler "You are such a retrosexual Todd."

Todd "Suck it down bitch."
by ih8uplzdie November 02, 2004
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hooker

Usually the only hispanic woman in your neighbourhood. Might have a penis.

(This definition isn't good if you live in New York or Las Vegas.)
Jim; "This hooker has a penis."

Raoul; "Hey hombre, hands off my taco bro."
by ih8uplzdie December 19, 2004
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