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Nathan

The most important thing about all Nathan's is their massive cock, ranging anywhere from 5-8 football fields. Nathan's often causes disasters that are misinterpreted as natural phenomena, when in reality, they are the result of such activities as ejaculation and erection. Their personality is charming and enjoyable, however don't be fooled, he is only intending to tear apart your body with his enormous schlong.

Person 1: did u hear? Amy died yesterday.
Person 2: how?
Person 1: she fell for Nathan.

by ih8gays December 1, 2018