Shants

When bottom of pants are obviously too short, and often you see hairy leg hair or tube socks sticking out
shants are even more evident when sitting
This is a huge turnoff and usually results in sexual leperness.

-John is usually so hot, even though is hair and everything is perfect, something's off
- Oh wow, i know... i think it must be the shants. it's kind of a subliminal turnoff